Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Friendships... Long-term & Long-distance Ones

It's incredible feeling when you meet some friends of yours again and everything's the same as it was even though you haven't seen each other for year or more. I feel like it was yesterday when we said good bye to each other and here we are today again. I'm really enjoying that and I'm grateful for this kind of friendship. Somehow this can help me forget about time. And about the distance too, because since I'm closer to some friends of mine now I got more far from the others.

This already happened with Ieva and Nils back in these old days. And now... for instance Rosita. I remember the last day when I saw her in May 2005. I went to her place, we were talking for a while, then took a few picture together and -- said good bye. It hit me more then I was expecting, I spent long time afterwards thinking about the fact she just left back to Hong Kong and realizing I already miss her so badly. Then, fast forwarding to January 2007, and we are standing at Wan Chai, Hong Kong island, hugging each other and it's back.

Look up -- there is always someone watching you, treating you well and thinking of you. You might wave, give him a wink or just smile back...

Thanks my friends to you all~

^.^ k.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Mainland Jump-off

I spent the vacation time between semesters in mainland visiting my friends. Just in one month and one day -- I've learned more then in previous several months (not talking about the school stuff :-) ), felt overmassaged, and I've started seriously thinking about changing my major. Also I've been expecting unexpected, enjoying and listening to Mike's freestylin' and picking up his phrases and vocabs -- Sleepy Sleepy Yo!, not planning too much, having New Year in China, eating plenty of food&drinking many kinds of 奶茶 (Năi chá - Milk Tea), making new friends and losing the old one, earning money and spending more, and observing and trying to understand Chinese culture.


For some, I was a foreigner, like a boyscout, teacher, roommate, tourist, friend and a boring guy for somebody else. As for myself, I've been still the same person looking all around, hanging out, thinking, asking tons a questions, and looking for the conclusions impossible to make.

Basically I was having great time and non-stop politics/economics class at once. I've been also listening to Mandarin and having feeling it sounds somehow familiar unlike the last week having fun with Cantonese. For last four days I've been to Hong Kong again and were totally amazed and impressed by that city -- I need more!

For the conclusion -- are there any lessons which I've learned during that month? For sure I won't let ever happen several things again. I've promised myself not to:

  • Lost my passport with re-entry permit and visa in it.
  • Make any effort to try understand Qimin again unless I've got fluent Mandarin (and preferably majoring in psychology).
  • Climb the rock without a valid travel insurance (and just with the casual shoes).
  • Get arrested for hiking by the soldiers for a while.
When I got back I had many things to sort out on my mind, it took some time to fully realize I'm not on the road anymore. I was so confused that I've been wondering every morning for few days where I actually am. Though it was easy to recognize I'm already back -- nobody were staring at me, glad for that :-)


^.^ k.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Don'ts

There are some gifts which you shouldn't give. If you wrap a clock 鐘 (zhōng), doesn't matter how nicely, and give to someone 送鐘 (sòng zhōng), it sounds as 送終 (sòng zhōng), the end, death. Which is actually quiet unpleasant present.

The same goes with the umbrella. In Chinese, the umbrella is 傘 (săn) sharing the same sound&tone with 散, to separate. Of course, this making any umbrellas totally wrong gift to your partner...


Pear isn't so bad, though can be still dangerous under certain circumstances. Why? Pear is in Chinese 梨 (lí) and the same sound is also to leave, 離.

Another interesting and similar language-related examples might be: number four 四 (sì) is similar to 死 (sĭ), death, die (well, the tone is different here!). The consequences are like that -- if you're choosing your cell number you can see a lot of options with 4s involved and hardly any without this number. At some places, there is no 4th floor or apartment with the same number (especially in Hong Kong) they will just use for instance 3B instead.
Another obvious example -- character 春 (chūn) which means spring and can be seen at many places during Chinese New Year (Spring Festival).


Put it simply upside down, 倒 (dào), and since 到 (dào), to arrive, has got the same sound, you will get the meaning "spring is coming".


^.^ k.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Night at the Lab

You all know that kind of situation -- the deadline is coming soon and you have to finish your work for sure. What you can do? Save some time and don't "waste" it on going back and forth to your place -- sleep in the lab! :-) No big deal due to perfectly equipped lab. Need to say this isn't so usual, only one guy is doing that in my lab regularly (he study really hard and he's got a nickname HardKid), though you can meet people in the lab in almost every day and night time. It makes perfect sense especially considering hard working people here and Chinese habit stay up late after midnight.

It's possible also to sleep just on three or four chairs, but this is quite close to torturing yourself. And they were looking at me as a weird person when I took a couch into my place in the University back in Europe...


Personally I'm staying in the lab all night long seldom, only when it's really necessary -- it has pretty heavy impact on the day after.

^.^ k.


Soundtrack: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

Friday, January 26, 2007

Second Floor

I already saw many kinds of parking places for cars and high-capacity storage carousels for them as well, though it was first time when I've seen anything similar for bicycles. One can find it close to 劍潭 (Jiàntán) MRT station and they've built lately another in 公館 (Gōngguăn) station too (that's the place where I took a picture).


You can park roughly as twice bikes as before and it seems to be way more organized (and instruction table is available), you will just miss fun taking out your bike from the huge pack :-)

k.


Soundtrack: Moby - Lift Me Up

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Weekend With... Ys

Time to try something new. Joanna Newsom and her Ys. Basically it's all about her voice, the lyrics, perhaps better to say stories, and the harp with backing orchestral arrangements. Her voice is sort of recalling Björk (though that impression wasn't so strong as when I heard Gollum's Song by Emiliana Torrini during The Two Towers final credits).

I see the blossoms broke and wet after the rain
Little sister, he will be back again
I have washed a thousand spiders down the drain
Spiders ghosts hang soaked and dangelin'
Silently from all the blooming cherry trees
In tiny nooses, safe from everyone
- nothing but a nuisance; gone now, dead and done
Be a woman, be a woman!

She asked me for the attention. I cannot just sat back and ignore her as she's offering two simple options -- join her or let her walk away. One of best moments: two vocals at the end of Only Skin.

Recommended for night listeners...

k.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Thin Yellow Line

As usually in subway, in Taipei MRT system (Mass Rapid Transit) there is a line on the platform which you shouldn't cross. In the most frequent stations, there is even barrier with automated doors between the platform and railtrack. At some places one can see staff with whistle supervising the traffic (on the other hand, there are no "pushers" with white gloves which you can see in Japan). The entire system seems to be very well organized.


The others noticeable features are the screens all around the platform announcing ETA for the next train (perhaps the main reason is to make people watch the ads going on over and over) and the fact that train is suppose to stop each time at the certain place. Then, people waiting for the train in small line-ups (see the white stripe -- 候車線 (hòu chē xiàn)) can just walk in.

k.


Soundtrack: Fatboy Slim - Right Here, Right Now

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Pour Féliciter 2007

Pour Féliciter 2007


Thanks for the picture to 瓊慧 (Qióng Huì).

Friday, December 29, 2006

Water Machine

They say that tap water here isn't suitable for drinking (especially for long-term using) and I've actually never tried. There are many water machines available providing basically the same: cold, warmer, and hot water (with approx. temperature 7, 22, and 100 Celsius according to the indicator) which suppose to be clean. You just need to push the right button (blue, white, and red).


There goes cleaning routine procedure (I don't know much about it, it seems that machine's cleaning its pipes with boiling water for one hour and half) every night after midnight. For sure, there's another required maintance in order to keep the filters working.

Happy drinking!

k.


Soundtrack: The Chemical Brothers - Push the Button

Friday, December 22, 2006

Měli by ze mě radost...

... kdyby se to dozvěděli. Aneb Novosvětská v mém novém světě. Minulý měsíc se v Taipeii zastavil Královský orchestr z Holandska a na programu měl Dvořákovu symfonii č.9 a Svěcení jara od Stravinského. Toho skladatele jsem znal jen po jménu a nevěděl jsem, o co se jedná ; definitivně mě ale zaujala fakta, že premiéra "způsobila legendární poprask poprask" a "...hudba na posluchače v prvních řadách hudba působí doslova fyzicky." Shodou okolností jsem pak ve třetí řadě seděl. O koncertu mi pověděla učitelka na čínštinu a protože vím, že má Dvořáka ráda, dvakrát jsem se nerozmýšlel a zeptal jsem se, zda by nechtěla jít. Chtěla.


Rozumějte, tohle bylo pro mne velká událost, symfonie Z Nového světa je ta nejkrásnější hudba, kterou jsem kdy slyšel a hudba, která mě dokáže rozplakat. A tentokrát to bylo poprvé, co jsem ji slyšel živě. Pozorovat dirigenta a orchestr při hraní důvěrně známých tónů bylo doslova magické, navíc umocněné blízkostí, ze které jsem je mohl sledovat.

A kdo by ze mě měl radost?

  • moje máma, která se ze mě s oblibou utahuje, že nemám hudební sluch a hudbě nerozumím (té to povím :-) )

  • všechny ty partičky českých vlastenců a nacionalistů (ti si to mohou přečíst)

  • já před nějakými dvanácti lety, pokukujíc po jedné atraktivní vyučující -- ovšem bez nejmenšího ždibce odvahy ji někam pozvat (tomu to již bohužel do minulosti nepošlu)

V neposlední řadě mají jistě radost všichni ti, kteří jsou již unaveni z anglicky psaných postů. Tohle je ale zrovna případ té jedné vlašťovky, která ještě jaro nedělá. Omlouvám se...


k.

Friday, December 15, 2006

7/11? 24/7!

7 Eleven is the brand of small shops which are literally everywhere (talking about Taipei). Their opening hours is 24/7 and another advantage is its service: from food to the toothpaste, magazines and newspapers, and at some places ATM and copy machine.


There are several shops in NTU campus (providing 7 or so % discount for the students), which is useful especially for those students who keep to study till late night. There are some others brands, such as Hi-Life, Family Markt (全家 -- Quán Jiā).
^.^ k.
P.S. The view from the other side -- taking picture of 7 Eleven can be interesting for me in the same way as for Chinese people can be witnessing a foreigner taking picture of something so common.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Movies (04)

Scoop:

Oh, incidentally, he thinks my name is Jade Spence, so that makes you Mr. Spence.

Imagine yourself as a reporter, got a big story as a first one, but you're actually dead... What will you do? 2006, IMDb. ~


Casino Royale:

My name is Bond, James Bond.

This might be one giant leap for Bond movies, one small step for the cinematography. 2006, IMDb.


Miami Vice:

Somebody's something's got to go somewhere, some when.

If you gotta mess up with bad guys, you better be bad guy too. I've got an impression this movie has similar atmosphere as Collateral, then checked this out, and... Michael Mann is the link :-) Perfect movie, not only for Isabella plus Sonny, and the end. At first, I wanted to quote "Hola, chica" which is saying quite a lot, still not enough though. 2006, IMDb. ~

A Scanner Darkly:

What happened? How'd I get here? ... Nothing would ever change. Nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did.

I think, this is the first movie based on novel by Philip K. Dick which actually has got the same atmosphere as his books has (I mean, Blade Runner, Minority Report are perfect movies, but the feelings coming from them doesn't match). Careful though, it's really paranoid, scary, and sort of dark. 2006, IMDb. ~


Hard Candy:

Is this insane? Am I insane? Is Jeff?


Crime and punishment... who's more sick though? 2005, IMDb.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Back to Your Childhood

Have you ever wanted to be younger? Well, being in foreign country can make you feel that way. Talking about the country with remarkably different culture, for instance Western people living in Far Asia and vice versa. Doing that, you will probably find out yourself facing interesting experience called culture shock. How come you can feel younger? Perhaps you can already guess, I can see several steps. Let's start from the beginning.

Childhood. "In the beginning was the Word...", but what if the word is spoken in the language which you don't understand? That throwing you back to your very first childhood. With different conditions though. You have no comfort to suck in the language little by little from your parents and the others. Your in the middle different language environment right now and you want to understand right away. You wish, but just now it's the start and one can have the same trouble as
me not to be able talking even with a kid (happily, not a problem with communication). They are saying you can achieve the same level of Chinese language as 6 six years old children after one year of study. It doesn't sound so bad, does it? :-) (in fact, it freaked me out when I heard that first time)

OK, let's assume you can speak and what else do you like to do? Make some friends, right? Socializing. This is another part. It needs some time to figure out how it works between guys and girls, older people and youngsters, classmates, roommates, teachers and students, ... And what's the concept of society in generally (the Face, importance of Chinese family, ...). What to do and what not to do. I'm not saying you're necessary thinking about all these consciously. Though sometimes you need it consider, to stop and try to make a note, recall, or verify.
Dealing with the different culture means that many of your previous experiences and ways how to act in common everyday life situation is useless. However, even though I'm trying to avoid of any misunderstanding and thought actually I've been doing well, this isn't a case. I already made some mistakes, and felt guilty afterwards. Unintentionally of course, but still it happened. My thoughts are also wondering about something else -- I'm a foreigner and it's expected from me to act as a foreigner and perhaps this can excuse something. What happen if I try to adopt to the local environment and act by its standards? First though is fine, everything seems good. Though it can also cause another misinterpretation because of the foreigner not acting as a foreigner. A lot of riddles already :-)

And what does make you feel teenager again? Dating. Need to say, this part is based on the real experience of the others and my observations. Many differences in that topic -- the purpose of the game is the same, unlike its rules though. And how can you play the game if you don't the rules? :-) Badly... First thing -- one of most favorite question is "Do you have a girlfriend?" (it's coming after "Why did you choose Taiwan?" :) ). They're just curious and I was told that many people think you will be more happy if you have a partner, so they won't hesitate to introduce some their single friends. Girls here seems to tend to have always a boyfriend and when they aren't quite satisfy with him, they will change him for another one in the first good opportunity. Among others, girls looks to be always nice to you. They're polite, smiling and you, treating you really nice. That it is so nice that I'm everytime confused. Although I think I'm not so bad with reading body language and guessing girls' thoughts about me back in Europe, I'm definitely lost here. I have no idea what are they actually thinking about me. This whole thing without getting any readable feedback (it means there is some, I just don't see) makes you feel like you're driving fast in the fog, which is really uncomfortable feeling. Better to slow down? It didn't help? Should you stop the car?


And where are we now? Still in your teenage years. You got some other extra "years" to live ahead. Enjoy...


^.^ k. (this time "k." stands for a kid ;-) )



Soundtrack: UNKLE - Back and Forth

Sunday, December 03, 2006

...and we talked.

Three or four weeks ago I've been writing about my experience concerning talking with my Chinese friends. Few days afterwards I went out with 韶憶 (Sháo Yì). She read my post before and I already told her not to be worried at all. I think, it helped a bit :-) She's friend and former classmate of 儒鴻 (Rú Hóng), one guy from our lab. When he told her I joined the lab this semester, she wanted to speak English with me. She asked 儒鴻 for my MSN after and told him something which I found out quite a funny -- she's asking for my MSN, but she don't want to nothing but talk :) Well, in many cases if one is asking for someones MSN, what else besides talking it can means? I know why she did that, her purpose was to make sure that everything's clear. Actually, from European point of view it should be like a girl's trying to challenge you though (Hey you, only talking, you have no chance, do you understand?) :-)

And we talked the other day and it was good. We kept talking and talking about many things including Taiwan, Chinese, our impressions from Finland, life, and stuff like that... She can speak fluently and even though she's got some small doubts still, we have no troubles with understanding each other. I knew before she's writing her
blog, but I didn't expect I'm going to read her post about our talking. Surprisingly, bilingual post. It is nice to know the thoughts and opinion of the others, thanks 韶憶 ;-)

Should I say something more? Read her post if you like to. Just I can add that I don't feel fearless, traveling and living in different country doesn't require anything special (and one can say, it can be actually easier then living in your country). She told me about her dreams and visions for the future and I have to say she knows pretty well where is she heading. And I'm sure she can make it.

Does it saying something to you others? Sure, you can see that talking and sharing thoughts it isn't so difficult after all as it may seems.

^.^ k.

Friday, December 01, 2006

All Systems Go, 39 to Go and Counting...

The traffic lights for pedestrians here are featured with the perfect idea -- when you're walking on the green light, you can see how much time in seconds is left before it turns into red sign.


Really handy.


^.^ k.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

One Luck in 六福 (Six Luck) Theme Park

On Sunday I went to 六福 (Liù Fú) Theme Park with the others for the trip organised by NTUFSA (Foreign Students Association). Despite the fact I've got three midterm exams and paper review this week, I've decided to go and it definitelly worth it. The park is divided into four parts and there is enough places to go and have fun (moreover, to be a bit freak out as well).

It just happened that we made one group at the beginning and sticked together all day long. And I feel lucky to met there Sawa and her 3 years old kid Koki. I'm sure you know these small kids, who aren't shy at all, they're are full of energy and joy and whole world is for them something completely new full of questions and places to discover. Just to observe them make you ask yourself question where is their energy and happiness coming from...


I tried to talk to him during the day and took care of him after the lunch, he looked so bored just to sit with us and listen to our talking. There were only one problem... though small one. I forget to mentioned that Koki is speaking Japanese and Chinese, but he know just some phrases from English. And what about my Chinese? Sorry... It's a pity I still can't use yet even something really elementary (like short sentences for taking care of a kid can be, such as Where do you wanna go? Don't do that! Listen to your mom! Stop it! Watch your step! ... you can imagine :-) ). I kept speaking English and hoping he can get my meaning by the tone of voice and body language... it worked, after all.

Sawa apologized to me because she though Koki was bothering me after the lunch, but I didn't feel it in that way. It was really nice to be with them, even though I felt really responsible for Koki when we were alone.

Perhaps I did some cultural mistakes (again, ...) when I played with him on public, laughing, pretending to chase him and having fun. I hope it wasn't so bad this time. Anyway, many Chinese people were looking at me (most likely thinking how come Caucasian guy is together with Asian kid) and I though some girls were even more curious about me when he was around :-)

There is a saying "All people are the same" and this is true especially talking about children...

In case you will have chance to visit 六福 Village Park -- best spot to have a fast ride is "Condor nest" in Wild West. I can't estimate the speed of the cabin, but the acceleration is pretty awesome. No need to be afraid that the park is only about 'dangerous', unpleasant stuff, there is a plenty of others which are actually good to calm you down :-) For instance good candidate, "Flying carpet"...

^.^ k.

Soundtrack: Lou Reed - Perfect Day

Friday, November 17, 2006

A Word

Convenient. A word which you can hear around here again and again, and I'm still wondering why. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against that term, I'm just surprised by high frequency of using. When I first spoke with few people here, I though it was just some personal thing -- after some time I've found out this is really favorite word here.

I'm so surprised because I can't recall any conversation with native speaker where convenient came up as well as I don't remember some movies where was anyone using this word. Perhaps my poor, leaking memory. For me, there is only one reference, a music band which I like called The Kings of Convenience. The catch is, they're
Norwegians ;-) Among others, I'm not the only one foreigner who noticed that...


Sorry for not-so-exact picture, I couldn't find any convenient in written form so I just took a picture of its variation :-)

^.^ k.


Soundtrack: The Kings of Convenience - Riot on an Empty Street

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Weekend With... FutureSex / LoveSounds

If you ask me, which I kind of music do I like and listening to (not the same, sometimes) in these days, most likely I don't give you a clear and straight answer. "Many stuff across the genres", perhaps should be the reply. For instance this weekend -- Justin Timberlake and his FutureSex / LoveSounds. I've never been really fan of r'n'b, maybe I'm just influenced by the environment here, many Chinese like that music, you can spend all night long in the clubs listening to r'n'b music if you like to.


Curious, as usually, I tried FutureSex / LoveSounds and found out it was nice try. You can read a lot of
reviews talking about the inspiration from Prince, Michael Jackson, the others and the perfect job done by producer Timbaland, and... Whatever, I'm just enjoying it.

And I like the first part of the record much more -- is it saying something about my mood lately? Hard to say :-) According to the name, there should be the difference. Yet, first nine songs is more dynamic (including almost aggressive sounded single Sexyback) and very sexy. And I have to mention another Justin's older good song, Cry Me a River, because I'm missing this sort of song at the current CD (there is a Losing My Way, but it isn't exactly the same style).

When I saw the cover by glance, it immediately recalled me another album with the disco ball on it. Totally different music though, don't get confused by the picture (I didn't use the other name for that on purpose). Do you know which
one? ;-)

k.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Let's Talk!

Talk about what? Talk with who? No, the question of these days is... talking in English. Since my Chinese is still pretty nothing, the only way I can speak here is English. At the first, I'm really glad for that a lot of local people can speak English. Many of them are really good, even though they weren't abroad. I'm really impressed by you guys! Thank you...

I've got the impression that most of people which I've met here can understand well, but when it comes to talking abilities, it's much more worst. Perhaps, there is more then one reason for that, for instance the education system focused mainly on the grammar and vocabulary, movies on the TV with the subtitles, or using English text books and slides during the classes. The catch is, many people here are actually thinking that their English isn't good enough to speak so they won't speak just because of that.

From my point of view is really sad that even though people who has got actually really good English are thinking in that way and referring themselves as a person with poor English... What about to encourage you a bit? ;-)

I've experienced that some people, especially girls, are replying me with the scared face the sentence which I don't like to hear: "I'm so nervous to speak English with you!" According them, they've got two reasons. One is me and the other one is talking English. I'm afraid, I can't do anything with myself in order not to make them nervous... Can I? Though I hope we can do something and change their feelings towards speaking English. I mean, I can understand you can feel quite uncomfortable, because you're not sure if you can express yourself clearly. But you know what? The language is just a part of the communication and actually more is going on via non-verbal channels. The body language is very often useful for better understanding and it can help you to guess the meaning in case you're not sure.

Do remember, the person you're talking to won't judge you're English or making jokes about that. And you can asked again in case you didn't understand. There is nothing to be be ashamed of. Forget about Dr. Eye for a while and let's try... Like with many things, it's just about the practice -- practice makes you perfect --you have to do it over and over in order to achieve better level. And you'll see it isn't so difficult after all. The only thing which you need to do is the first step. Like I mentioned above, you know a lot about the grammar and vocabulary, so it won't be a big issue for you.

I was asked what to actually talk about during the conversation. Of course, for the start in the campus environment, you can always use the cliché such as "What's your name? Where do you come from?" "What is you major?", or my personal favorite one "Why did you choose Taiwan?" and nobody won't mind. However if you're wondering what should follow and thinking about that too much, just let the conversation keep going. You'll always find out another topic to talk about. Just think about your talking with your friends. And especially in case you will meet someone who's got the same interests as you or is interesting for you in some way, you'd most likely won't find yourself in the trouble and running out of the ideas for the chat.

And, I'd like to note that even though it's kind of funny that some local people like to say hello to me when I actually already passed them, it's much more better to speak with me and the others foreigners face to face ;-)

Please, my Chinese friends don't be afraid of talking English, I'm sure we can communicate very well, we are human after all :-)

^.^ k.

Soundtrack: Daft Punk - Human After All

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Čínština aneb Ještě se neptám

Někdy v těchto dnech mám za sebou první měsíc kurzů čínštiny, díky kterým se třikrát týdně těšíme na dvě hodiny plných zajímavých až komplikovaných věcí. Naštěstí byl dostupný i kurz pro úplné začátečníky, takže nám s Kikem udělali radost. Pro vás malé přátelské varování na úvod, ode mne se vlastně o čínštině nic užitečné nedozvíte, nechci vás nudit zbytečnými věcmi, které stejně hned zapomenete, jak tomu dělají jiní (nebo třeba tady).

Pro ilustraci a pro ty, které zajímá, jak vypadá klávesnice počítače nebo mobilu, jsem vyfotil několik obrázků. Zasloužili by si podrobnější popis, ve stručnosti je na mobilu vidět znaky systému
bopomofo (ale to neznamená, že na něm jde psát jen tímto systémem); klávesnice laptopu je mnohem složitější -- klasické US rozložení v bílé barvě, červené znaky jsou pro bopomofo, zelené pro systém Cangjie a modré znaky pro Dayi systém. Poslední dva systémy jsou pevninské a většina místních, které znám používají jen bopomofo (a k mé smůle neznají pinyin). Samozřejmě je nutné mít naistalovanou podporu systému, který používáte. Já pro psaní používám piniyn, pro který stačí mít US rozložení.

Slíbil jsem si, že udělám vše, aby byla moje čínština mnohem více, než jen dalším pokusem naučit se druhý světový jazyk. Je to ostuda, že se vlastně domluvím jen jedním jazykem (češtinu ze zjevných důvodů nepočítám) a i v tom hodně tápu. Člověk si to uvědomí zejména při komunikaci s lidmi, kteří mluví jakoby se nechumelilo, anglicky, španělsky, francouzsky a... čínsky.

A jaké mají studenti čínštiny vyhlídky? Předně jsou tu katastrofické od těch, kteří se již učí delší dobu jako "Po x letech stále tápám v základech a nevím, jak říct to a to slovo." (a za neznámou x si dosaďte číslo 3 a vyšší). Pak jsou tu jen o málo veselejší poznámky, že po roce intenzivního studia budeme na stejné úrovni, jako šestileté místní děti. Počet znaků, které je nutné znát, aby bylo možné přečíst běžné noviny, se liší podle zdroje. Už jsem viděl slibovat, že stačí 2000, někdo tvrdí, že je to přibližně 3000 a další pro jistotu uvádí hodnoty větší než tyto čísla. Na pevnině (kde používají zjednodušené) i na Taiwanu (tradiční) jsou vytvořené seznamy znaků, těch běžných a méně běžných.

Výstižný je úvod hlavního článku vydání z Time Asia, který jsem četl minulý měsíc (začátek je
zde). Článek cituje jednoho Američana, který se snažil naučit japonštinu.

'That is not method recommended by experts," he wrote. "The method recommended by the experts is to be born a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan."
The language of the moment is Chinese, and the expert advice is depressingly similar. If you didn't start speaking Mandarin while you were in a diapers, it's highly unlikely you'll ever be mistaken for a Beijinger.


Jedině Felicity, Angličanka, kterou s nábožnou úctou sledujeme při jejích konverzacích s Číňany, protože jim rozumí a oni rozumějí jí (a dělá její MBA v čínštině), nám optimisticky prorokuje, že za dva, tři roky v prostředí ve kterém jsme, budeme mluvit plynně. Zatím nás nepřesvědčila. Vlastně znám jednoho Australana, který se učí tři roky (i když mám pocit, že začal na pevnině) a mluví tak, že mi to vyrazilo dech. Ne, že bych mu rozuměl, ale i tak to na mě udělalo velký dojem. Dále mi jeden Američan říkal o první learning curve už po třech měsících, ale to se mi nechce moc věřit. Zato ta další je prý až po roce; nevím nevím, tohle bude asi hodně individuální...


Sami Číňané říkají, že je čínština těžký jazyk, ale mají radost z cizinců, kteří se ji snaží naučit. A někteří mají až dětinskou radost, když se snažím použít nějaké slovo, nebo když v mailu či chatu napíšu něco slovíčko nebo frázi ve znacích. Také mi hodně Číňanek, se kterými jsem se seznámil, překvapivě nabízí, že mi s mandarínštinou rády pomohou, což se více než hodí -- mám se v případě problémů na koho obrátit.


Podle očekávání je problém tóny a o trochu menší znaky. Znaky mi vlastně nevadí, je to zábava je psát a pořadí tahů je také v pořádku -- jen ta čtyřkombinace: znak, jak ho zapsat v piniyn, význam a výslovnost/tón. Obvykle vím, jak správně znak napsat, ale nevím jeho piniyn, nebo naopak, vím piniyn, ale nevím, co to vlastně znamená. Na znacích je dobré, že přestože některé vypadají příliš složitě, lze některé rozebrat a vysvětlit proč se píší zrovna takto (třeba jako v tomto
případě). To je moc užitečné pro zapamatování. A na co že se to ještě neptám? Prý každý, kdo se začne čínštinu učit, si po čase začne klást otázku, které se stále a neodbytně vrací, "Co to vlastně dělám?!". Já se zatím neptám a nejsem si jistý, zda je to dobře nebo špatně.

Trochu odbočím, a to k angličtině. Moc dobře si pamatuji několik momentů -- první, kdy jsme měl skvělý pocit z toho, že vlastně mluvené angličtině rozumím (a rodilým mluvčím také, jen jsem si musel chvilku zvyknout) a není to vůbec žádný problém, přestože by to dle očekávání a podle hodnocení učitelů bylo málo pravděpodobné. Po nějaké době nebyl problém ani s mluvením. A pak, po dalším čase si vybavuji situaci, kdy jsem si až zpětně uvědomil, že jsem mluvili s přáteli v angličtině, ale já jsem o tom tak nepřemýšlel. Vůbec mi nepřišlo, že jsem používal při tom používal cizí jazyk a vše to bylo přirozené a plynulé. Takovéhle věci samozřejmě udělají radost a zvednou sebevědomí. Ale vůbec netuším, kdy a zda vůbec zažiji něco podobného s čínštinou.

V případě angličtiny jsem si uvědomil další věc. Pokud při studiu překročíte jistou hranici (za kterou začnete vychytávat drobná slovíčka, reálie, apod.), a nezáleží na příčině, zjistíte, že už to neděláte pro učení se, ale pro zábavu. A v jistém smyslu je to i zbytečné -- tyhle věci prostě v rozhovoru s nerodilými mluvčími nepoužijete -- pro pracovní nebo studijní záležitosti jsou tyto drobnosti zanedbatelné. Navíc se rády nechají rychle zapomenout. Takže je nasnadě další postup -- touha odjet do anglicky mluvící země a používat jazyk ještě více a hlouběji. Já jsem to neudělal a na mojí angličtině je to znát. Místní většinou nemají velké problémy s rozuměním, ale daleko horší je pro ně mluvit. A já velice často musím něco opakovat a říct to ještě jednodušeji. Občas si to uvědomím a není to dobré. O to více mám radost z mluvení s rodilými mluvčími a vyloženě si to užívám, jejich výslovnost, slovíčka a formulace jsou jako balzám na moje uši :-)

Tentokrát mi nechybí důležitá věc, totiž motivace, jejíchž absence se minulý rok se tak negativně projevila v případě loňského pokusu o studium nového jazyka ve Španělsku. Za kurz jsem zaplatil relativně velkou sumu (byli jsme s Kikem příliš pomalí v reakci na mail, který nabízel kurzy zadarmo první pěti zájemcům :-) ), chci se opravdu něco naučit a v neposlední řadě je tady motivace zatraceně nízká, leč velice účinná -- naše krásná učitelka.



Vedle našich nekonečných diskuzí na téma rozdílná kultura, dívky a my, hodně často mluvíme zrovna o ní. Je ale fakt, že bez ní a roztomilých konverzací při hodinách by to celé bylo o moc nudnější. Jsme za ni vděční. Jen mě občas přinutí hluboce se zastydět -- to když něco nevím a ona se na mě podívá neuvěřitelně udiveným, upřímným pohledem, jak je možné, že to nevím. A když se to stane vícekrát, pro jistotu se zeptá, zda je všechno pořádku :-)

Samozřejmě, že jsou tu další, hlubší důvody a kdyby se v otázce změnilo 'co' na 'proč', hned by to bylo ještě více zajímavější. Kupodivu, ani sám všechny odpovědi neznám a kdyby mi někdo před více než dvěma lety řekl, že budu v budoucnosti na dálném východě a pokoušet se naučit čínštinu, hodně bych pochyboval. Leč od té doby se hodně změnilo, stalo se hodně věcí a vlastně to celé svým způsobem začíná dávat smysl.

Vzpomněl jsem si na Kate, která si před dvěma lety v Oulu oblepila jednu stěnu jejího pokoje italskými slovíčky, protože se připravovala na její pobyt v Itálie. Je to dobrá metoda a navíc z toho mají ostatní z laborky dobrou zábavu, takže si na stěnu před sebe lepím post-it papírky se slovíčky a frázemi. A knížka, kterou v poslední době otvírám nejčastěji vlastně není knížka, je to Far East 3000 Chinese Character Dictionary.

Poslední věc, která souvisí s jazyky. Asi jste si všimli, že na blogu ubývá česky psaných postů. Nechám to bez komentáře a jen poznamenám, že po dnešním tápání a trápení při psaní tohoto postu, se to jen tak nezmění.


Zdraví vás ^.^ k. alias Kăi Luò

Doporučené čtení, které je jen zdánlivě od věci.